The Adventures of Donald McQueen, Bibliographer!
In the ancient University town of Noxford (which is definitely not Oxford), Donald McQueen is Professor Emeritus of Bibliography and a Fellow of both Timor Mortis College and Unrewley House. McQueen's adventures begin one morning when he finds the ear-trumpet of Death in the anteroom of the Fellows’ Library at his College, and discovers its miraculous power to eavesdrop upon any time or place, any reality, and to hear even the thoughts of the people and animals around him. All the while, he continues his greatest adventure, his quest to uncover the truth about the mysterious Codex Assinorum, which has caused bibliographers so many sleepless hours, and broken teeth. This is a comical adventure for bibliographers, who will complain that there is too little bibliography in it, while non-bibliographers (the benighted majority) will complain that there is too much. The first volume was completed in 2022, and the second, which will answer all those questions, and tie up all the loose ends left dangling in the first, began part-publication in July 2026.
The Adventures of Donald McQueen, Bibliographer!
Latest Episodes
Two Human Skulls and an Exorcism!
Volume II, Chapter 5: Two Human Skulls and an Exorcism! Donald McQueen makes a slow progress from Timor Mortis College to Noxford's premiere bibliothèque, the Bibblybobbleian Library, to see a newly-discovered fragment of the ...
Married to a Mermaid at the Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea!
Volume II, Chapter 4: Married to a Mermaid at the Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea! Since the Feast of Saint Valentine is only five months away, this chapter of "The Adventures of Donald McQueen, Bibliographer!" is all about love ... McQ...
It is Always the Professor that Trumps!
Volume II, Chapter 3: It is Always the Professor that trumps! Professor McQueen enjoys the latest number of the "Journal of the Bibliographical Society of London" (well, who does not?). It contains a delightful review by Basil T. B...
An Eyeful of Evil from the Devil of St Ivel!
Volume II, Chapter 2: An Eyeful of Evil from the Devil of St Ivel! Professor Donald McQueen (the nation’s favourite Bibliographer) sets out from Timor Mortis College, Noxford, to seek his apparently-kidnapped pussy-cat. He is distracted...
